olympics
my proposal for nyc winter olympic events:
- most seats one person can take up on the subway (must be in upright seated position, seated splits are allowed)
- fastest summit of giant pile of dirty road snow
- dodge dog poop on single-file sidewalk
- choose optimal clothing for spending 1 hour outside after dark, with wind chill, followed by 3 hours inside a packed basement bar
- quickest to find your black coat along a wall of black coats, while minimally disrupting other people's dinners