watery oat graves
one opinion of mine that i need to memorialize is that making oats in oat milk feels very wrong. it feels like soaking the oats in a watery grave of its friends and family. please stop. think about the oats that have to sit intact next to the pureed remains of its loved ones.
if you work with me, you’ve probably heard me talk about this because i eat overnight oats basically every day, and i have no interest in figuring out if they’re made with oat milk or not. and for everyone who thinks it’s the same as eating chicken and eggs together - it’s not.
on this topic, i am always open to debate but i know in my heart of hearts that making oatmeal with oat milk is the pinnacle of immorality!!!!!